Saturday, March 04, 2006

Goratory : Sign To Grindethic Records

Alan Glassman of Massachusetts based brutal death metallers GORATORY has issued the following update regarding the band's signing to Grindethic Records:

'So, its official now. There isnt any thing about us on there website yet because we are fat ugly and unimportant. As long as everything goes smoothly, i'll be able to post pictures of our signing bonus pretty soon. i'll explain that later though.

My cock felt like there was a knife shoved in it for almost an hour yesterday after i took a piss. It hasnt done it again since, but seriously, what the fuck.'

In true Grindethic style the contract was drunkenly signed after last years UK tour on 2 sheets of pink toilet paper.

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